Breast Deduction

So it has come to light recently, that if I get a breast reduction, the masses are going to converge upon me and burn me at the stake. Quote Nate - "breast reduction...that's like giving away free money cuz my pockets are too full". Evidently, it would be quite a slap in the face of society as we know it for me to toy with the natural order and understanding that is my massive rack. People would disown me and weep in the streets. I didnt realize my pillows had such an effect on the lives of so many people. Thanks guys. =0p