My Jeans Are Tighter Than Yall's

These jeans are damn near my skin my nigga.


On Your Video Phone

i've been looking for this video for some time. I had heard that it was super sick and as per twitter, it had gone viral ( much like LOL :-) ). i've finally witnessed, and i love it. What an interesting match-up in BeyBey and Gaga. I mean really...Gaga's pop/electric and Bey is straight R&B. But i'm liking it. I've always loved against-the-grain. (I still love you Adam!)


shorty sent a twit pic

i could have SWORN this had a video 8 decades ago. One Love needs to be next. I'm serious Trey. SO serious.



She's back bitches. in full effect. O god I love him...happy early birthday Mr. Trey....happy quarter-century.


Ra ra, ooh la la

i LOVE me some Gaga. she just makes my fucking day. her videos make life. just...are you kidding?


Miles Austin

he is...just great. just....great. just eat him up. nom nom nom. sorry fellaz =0)


Scary existence

i dont think i want my sons to play football anymore.



Consensus? Hard as FUCK. i'm loving it

Droid 2.0

f3ck a blackberry/sidekick nation....



Sorry loves for the super-extended hiatus. Since my last post i've undergone quite a few changes. I'm actually still in the process of a couple more, along with currently fighting the flu (valiantly i might add). Rest Assured, i'm getting back on my grind, starting this weekend. Be ready! Smooches!

~ MaRi <3>


Beyonce Baby

no...not hers....but he could be a future back-up dancer for her!



Fall Movies

i've been waiting for these previews. One - its Johnny D, Two - I had no idea what the movie was about, but it looks ALOT like this series. Oh well. She's still hot.




Welcome to Brooklyn

I have no idea who this Brooklyn Sudano is, except that she's Donna Summers' daughter? intrigue...

and that she looks very similar to Kerry Washington...who i'm quite the fan of.

so much potential in her. i see it already.



i have PLANS for these shoes. I just cant bring my mind to fix my face to say that these are actually Candie's heels. There's just no way. Besides the fact that i didnt find them on any of the sites i researched on. If anyone comes across these shoes randomly, please do not be shy about informing me. i'm saving for them right now. right. now.

B. T. W. - yes. those are the heels that "Bad Bitch Britney" threw down in for the "Radar" video. I truly adore her.


Six Flags

been there? done that?



his progression kind of reminds me of Mario...except Mario was years older when he broke out.




The reason for my recent blog absence, is a very serious one. Early this week, the Empire family lost one of our own. A driver, a very immensely genuinely just....good person, died. He was 38. He wasnt feeling well, went home to bed, and never woke up.

Anyone that knows me is fully aware that I dont take death well. I dont take death well with extended people, because I hate seeing people in pain. Even dicks dont deserve to lose someone they love. I take death even worse when its someone i know personally. I was able to handle the death of my 27 year old cousin perfectly fine. I was even able to look her two-year old clone of a daughter right in the eye without shedding a tear. But when I saw her husband walk up to the casket and just lose himself entirely, i couldnt help but feel for him.


M.E. weddings

in the middle east, they give 5 almonds as wedding wishes - they represent health, happiness, wealth, fertility, and longevity.


Good Old Times

I came through for my good buddy Manny today. He's been sort of down recently. Hella sick. Trying to die. Something i dont appreciate it. lol. I made time in my retardo schedule to see him to show I caaaaare. Good times. Goooood times.

I got to see two people I havent seen or really spoken to in like generations. O em Gee, Raatiq & J-Dub.

The best part of the day was our random burst into song via disney. We acappella'd "Be Prepared". From the lion king, act like u know.

So many more quotes now. Soooo many things we discussed.



On the way home from the casino today, i was actually thinking back on yesterday. I had an incident at work involving a driver getting to a passenger, ms rhonna. She was willing to wait for my driver, despite is obviously inability to navigate local brooklyn. I spent upwards of half an hr on the phone with her, talking about what she used to do back in the day, how long she's lived in brooklyn, and the fight she's had with access a ride this weekend alone. Ms Rhonna was just such a genuinely nice lady. funny too.


Jax Diva Modeling

do I have what it takes?

Drizzy Drake Drop

um...song is still hot fire. Video shoulda been done by Scorsese....who maaaade this? mad about it. Tits everywhere.


2 Girls 1 Cup...for your grandma

Trust and believe that is not *this* Jacqui. I wouldnt do that to my grandma. Or any other older person. I wont be responsible for someone's heart attack...:0p

Secret Regrets


I regret that so many people want someone they can't have or don't want the person they do have. I regret that so many people can't be happy with what's in front of them and fully live the lives they've chosen.

Tap into a whole collection of them here ----> Regrets


BET Awards

It was all well and good. It was easy to maintain composure until sister Janet Jackson spoke on what her brother was, and meant to them. Such a sad situation.


The Future of HP

"...The L.A. Times recently sat down with director David Yates to talk about Deathly Hallows, and that interview yielded the info you Potter fans have been clamoring for. If you want to SPOIL it for yourself and find out just where the screen will fade to black during Deathly Hallows: Part I, then keep on reading; if you don’t want to SPOIL the impending frustration surprise, STOP READING NOW.

According to the L.A. Times, Yates called the paper to update them on the filming of Deathly Hallows and was, in fact, shooting the very scene that will be the lead-in to the climax of the first installment:

'We’re here in the forest, we’ve just finished the scene where Harry, Hermione and Ron are captured by the Snatchers after being chased through the woods. The Snatchers are brutal and scary but they aren’t the most intelligent of creatures.They’re trying to figure out exactly who it is they’ve caught.'"

The full article (plus extras) are included here

Harry Potter
and the Deathly
Hallows: Part I is slated to hit theaters on November 19, 2010.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II is slated to hit theaters on July 15, 2011.



lion king mulan, aladdin, the little mermaid. dozens of others.

...my childhood was ballin'




its really been one of those days. First at 1230, then at 530. *Sigh* i'm afraid for the 3rd installment.

Farrah Fawcett: February 2, 1947 - June 25, 2009

Michael Jackson: August 29, 1958 - June 25, 2009


Fantasy Work

Yea, thats Johnny Fucking Depp. This man can literally do
no wrong in my eyes. Already, its obvious he's taking the Mad Hatter to an entirely new place. Who's helping him get there? Or, should I say, who is he helping to get there? Tim Burton - his Ed Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, Charlie & his factory, Corpse Bride, Sweeney Todd, BFF-for-life. I love it. Whenever these two get together you know it's a must-see. Plus....this Alice is looking kinda-hella-really-truly dark. I'm anticipating hard body.

"In the film, 17-year-old Alice returns to Wonderland and encounters the White Rabbit, the Mad Hatter, the Cheshire Cat, the Red Queen, and the other absurd and amazing characters from Lewis Carroll's books. Tim Burton's version stars Alan Rickman (as Caterpillar), legendary Christopher Lee (as Jabberwock), Helena Bonham Carter (as the Red Queen), Anne Hathaway (as the White Queen), Mia Wasikowska as Alice and of course, Johnny Depp as The Mad Hatter."

Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen.

Alice is due out March 5th, 2010. Hyped.


The Future of Gaming

Now i really want an XBox. Like immediately. And it's the twitter one. That light blue is just. fucking. yummy. Thank you TK, and by extension Nelson. Because...i never would have seeen such beauty if not for randomly catching it on his PC.

...fucking incredible. Someone invest for my birthday or something. Like, Achtung.


Back to Basics

Wow, i've been gone for a real minute. And my fellow bloggers are just letting me sleep on this thing! I guess i've been overly busy lately, that can account for it. i'm actually very proud of myself. My plan to expand my socializing circle is going quite well. I've actually spent the last week "dispatching" my life - swapping out different people for different days to work through their availability and mine. And it's been amazing. I've made myself some new friends, although i think the result is a big gap between me and some of the old. Things change. People change. It's a part of growing up right? Such is life.

Work is also interfering with me playing the part of a 24 year old.I feel like a real adult fucking around with this job. i'm working almost 12 hours a day 5 days a week. Yea guys, i'm gonna be tired. Sorry I cant hang like u do all the time. Sorry that i need sleep to get up @ 2 in the am. Adding on my brand new internship (i'm trying to finish off this other degree now, i've found my muse), time is short. For now. As i've said before on twitter, I'm gonna be stockpiling my $ now. I see trouble on the horizon at work, and I want myself safe-guarded just in case. I dont need anything going awry on MY end.

I think i'd like to go back and get my palm read. Maybe this weekend again, or one day next week. I'd like an update on my future, to see if anything changed.



New Full Trailer. did u seee what happened to D.C.???


The Man

The first promo poster for Dexter's next season. Remember last season his chica was preggers? Looks like the baby's here. And he already knows....

Dexter Season 4 premieres Sunday, September 28.... Showtime bitches


Its the real Drizzy

....back when he was just Aubrey "Jimmy" Graham :0)


I <3 College Humor

The Final Destination - Trailer

they actually did find new ways. i'm impressed. it should be good for a couple of jumps in 3D.

...nothing like "Drag me to hell" though. fear the gypsies bitch



as my job steals the time i have to spend with these two little buggers. My Clay and my Roc-E.

He turned four yesterday :0) My <333333

I wouldnt call it an even trade because A) i'm basically giving up the one day a week I have to spend with them. Very unsettling. and B) i basically have to work 6 days. until they find a replacement. or until July gets here. Whichever comes first. I hope they find a replacement sooner cuz um...6 days will wear on me fast. i dont care how much "OT" it is.

As soooon as i dont need this job anymore/have enough $ saved up/get scooped up by sum handsome fella, i'm going right back to what I know and love. and thats those buggers. Watch me!


The Final Destination

thoughts? opinions? expectations? insinuates?


We're Number 1!

I never actually published my post on the Maxim Hot 100, so of course now I have to reword it and fix it up and make it look neww. The top two, i am completely on board with. without. a. doubt. no. question. If u argue, ur dumb. :0p Just this blogger's opinion. I mean look at them.

...Plus they wanna hook up with each other. That has to get them brownie points sumwhere right?

Megan Fox

Olivia Wilde

The Top 10 rounded out-------->
3 - Bar Refaeli, 4 - Malin Akerman, 5 - Mila Kunis, 6 - Eliza Dushku,
7 - Adriana Lima,
8 - Rihanna, 9 - Jordana Brewster, 10 - Jennifer Love Hewitt

You can find the rest of the 100 list here. And by all means, rush to the nearest newstand/pharmacy/bodega and get your copy. Like yesterday.



i dont care about hateration. I dont care if the video is thirteen years old. I love the song. even if it's her singing it. bite me


The OTHER series

i've been hyping Twilight for the past 6 weeks or so, it's almost as if i've forgotten my original vice - Harry Potter. He comes out first. he's got four new TV Spots. Here are my fave two.

The others, and more info, can be found here


New Moon 2

Officially my favorite.

....Edward who?



As i type this, i'm realizing that most, majority even, of my May updates have revolved around one movie or another. Come next month, i'll be spotlighting Public Enemies, Final Destination 18, Saw VI, and Boondock Saints 2.

BUT for now, i'm gonna wrap up my peek into the Twilight Realm. Upon discovering what is the 'main' site for all things Ed/Bella/Jake (which is obviously and understandably helmed by Ms Meyer herself), i discovered what I truly thought was a rumor. Evidently Stephenie Meyer had started on an Edward-version of Twilgiht, but it was leaked. The result of which was her sending the book, and any possible sequels, into indefinite hiatus. Remember when Blink 182 went on hiatus? Tears are still being shed. I cant imagine she'd actually allow this book to sit and not be scripted ever. No way. There's just too many fans that are ready, willing, and able to read the same story from a different point of view. I'll even take Jake's view. AND the follow-up (SPOILER ALERT)
..........what happens with Jake and Renesmee..........

Here's the rough draft of what was to be Edward's Story - Midnight Sun. Enjoy it.


Future Twilight

What I didnt know, is that New Moon and Eclipse were/are being shot simultaneously. Thats. fantabulous. For those that dont know, Edward's role in New Moon is basically 'voice in Bella's head'. Eclipse, actually puts him back to work. Good stuff. Better news though.....








So yes, Breaking Dawn is being made into a movie (uh, duh. who didnt see that coming?) Did you like the Twilight? are you as excited as I am that they're doing the full (as of now) series?

New Moon is coming out on November 20th. Eclipse is supposed to be out June 30th, 2010 release. But, they could get dumb and pull that Warner Bros shit that happened with Harry Potter, and randomly decide to shove it to next thanksgiving. I will scream


New Moon

Oh. Em. Gee guys. the first official New Moon poster. I love Jacob...

Twilight's back bitches

remember the other two?



shout out to Jax!



Two crewmen awaken from hyper-sleep aboard a spacecraft. None of their equipment is working, and their memories are incomplete. What was their mission? How much time has passed? Where are they? Who are they? As they try to piece things together, they discover they are not alone, and the ship’s new inhabitants are moving among them, intent on killing all aboard. As the space travelers unravel the frightening and deadly secrets the ship harbors, they realize the survival of mankind hinges on their actions. They must regain control of the ship before Pandorum takes over.

fucked up isnt it? i believe thats Ben Foster...



Remy LeBeau, the coolest kid in the school, is rumored to be getting his own movie too. More updates as i hunt them down.

o my..perchance to dream. Courtesy of the Blog of Superheroes


Wade Reynolds = Deadpool

"A solo movie for one particular "" mutant character, Deadpool, is being pushed forward. Splash Page MTV has come up with the story, claiming that there is official word on "" being in active development and that the spin-off will have reprising his role as the mutant assassin known also as Wade Wilson.

The official word on "Deadpool" movie being made came up soon after "" was announced. A Fox insider reportedly informed MTV that "Deadpool" will have Lauren Shuler Donner and Marvel as the producers. Though the studio are still seeking for writers, the proposed project is said to be an exploration of the character's background, and how he goes from being a part of the Weapon X project to becoming the mask-wearing Merc with the Mouth.

Talks about Deadpool getting a spin-off treatment have made its round long before "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" hit theaters last Friday, May 1. The idea has been thrown in by producer Lauren Schuler Donner, former 20th Century Fox Studio Exec Jeff Katz and even the character's depicter himself, Ryan Reynolds. One of the post-credit scenes featuring Deadpool in "Wolverine" has also given clue that such a project was being considered. - AceShowBiz.com"

and here's the missing after-credits scene. ...see it before youtube yanks it. I've heard rumors of another, where Deadpool actually walks up to the severed head and says "what are you supposed to be?" but eh, i've seen no proof of that egg as of yet



I absolutely adore the simplest things.

...but I always have obvious reasons why :0)


Purple Shirts

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic

The Sequel....

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

...beware purple shirts bitches

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net


Poet Laureates - This Boy

There's This Boy...

So there's this boy...
Yeah, this boy...
He's tall, caramel skin
Can dress for days
And has swagger for years
Hard to find that now and then in anyone
This boy...
This boy has an inexplicable charm to him
Knows how to handle business
Knows how to hold a conversation
Knows how to hold someone down
This boy...
This boy always has an ear open
And an open mind to match
Music is his heart
Art is his soul
This boy...
This boy's known for his smile
Known for putting a smile on a face
Funny how he lights up a place
Makes any heart begin to race
So there's this boy...
Yeah, that boy...
And I'm scared of him
I'm devastated by him
I'm frightened by him
Because I'm feeling him

Part Two of my expose on the Phoenix Rising. I've become a super-admirer of his work. It makes me want to get back into writing. I do miss it terribly.