1.30.2009

Going Postal

"Once, the postal service took 10 days to deliver a paycheck of mine from California instead of the typical two or three. It rattled me so much that for a full year, I had the magazine send me my checks via Fed-Ex.

And a couple years ago some guy came over to my house when I was mowing the lawn. He told me, "I have this check here, that I've had at my house for a few weeks. Sorry I didn't bring it over here. It looks kind of important."

(I'm still fantasizing about duct-taping that moron to a ceiling fan, and turning the switch on full speed)."


....I was crying from laughing so hard at that one. That's what I call going postal. Read the author's blog here - Geoff Williams

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