2 Girls 1 Cup...for your grandma

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Trust and believe that is not *this* Jacqui. I wouldnt do that to my grandma. Or any other older person. I wont be responsible for someone's heart attack...:0p

Secret Regrets

SECRET REGRET OF THE DAY: June 30, 2009

I regret that so many people want someone they can't have or don't want the person they do have. I regret that so many people can't be happy with what's in front of them and fully live the lives they've chosen.

Tap into a whole collection of them here ----> Regrets

BET Awards

It was all well and good. It was easy to maintain composure until sister Janet Jackson spoke on what her brother was, and meant to them. Such a sad situation.

The Future of HP

"...The L.A. Times recently sat down with director David Yates to talk about Deathly Hallows, and that interview yielded the info you Potter fans have been clamoring for. If you want to SPOIL it for yourself and find out just where the screen will fade to black during Deathly Hallows: Part I, then keep on reading; if you don’t want to SPOIL the impending frustration surprise, STOP READING NOW.

According to the L.A. Times, Yates called the paper to update them on the filming of Deathly Hallows and was, in fact, shooting the very scene that will be the lead-in to the climax of the first installment:

'We’re here in the forest, we’ve just finished the scene where Harry, Hermione and Ron are captured by the Snatchers after being chased through the woods. The Snatchers are brutal and scary but they aren’t the most intelligent of creatures.They’re trying to figure out exactly who it is they’ve caught.'"


The full article (plus extras) are included here

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part I is slated to hit theaters on November 19, 2010.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II is slated to hit theaters on July 15, 2011.

Disney

lion king mulan, aladdin, the little mermaid. dozens of others.


...my childhood was ballin'

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R.I.P.

its really been one of those days. First at 1230, then at 530. *Sigh* i'm afraid for the 3rd installment.


Farrah Fawcett: February 2, 1947 - June 25, 2009


Michael Jackson: August 29, 1958 - June 25, 2009

Fantasy Work

Yea, thats Johnny Fucking Depp. This man can literally do no wrong in my eyes. Already, its obvious he's taking the Mad Hatter to an entirely new place. Who's helping him get there? Or, should I say, who is he helping to get there? Tim Burton - his Ed Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, Charlie & his factory, Corpse Bride, Sweeney Todd, BFF-for-life. I love it. Whenever these two get together you know it's a must-see. Plus....this Alice is looking kinda-hella-really-truly dark. I'm anticipating hard body.

"In the film, 17-year-old Alice returns to Wonderland and encounters the White Rabbit, the Mad Hatter, the Cheshire Cat, the Red Queen, and the other absurd and amazing characters from Lewis Carroll's books. Tim Burton's version stars Alan Rickman (as Caterpillar), legendary Christopher Lee (as Jabberwock), Helena Bonham Carter (as the Red Queen), Anne Hathaway (as the White Queen), Mia Wasikowska as Alice and of course, Johnny Depp as The Mad Hatter."

Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen.



Alice is due out March 5th, 2010. Hyped.

The Future of Gaming

Now i really want an XBox. Like immediately. And it's the twitter one. That light blue is just. fucking. yummy. Thank you TK, and by extension Nelson. Because...i never would have seeen such beauty if not for randomly catching it on his PC.






...fucking incredible. Someone invest for my birthday or something. Like, Achtung.

Back to Basics

Wow, i've been gone for a real minute. And my fellow bloggers are just letting me sleep on this thing! I guess i've been overly busy lately, that can account for it. i'm actually very proud of myself. My plan to expand my socializing circle is going quite well. I've actually spent the last week "dispatching" my life - swapping out different people for different days to work through their availability and mine. And it's been amazing. I've made myself some new friends, although i think the result is a big gap between me and some of the old. Things change. People change. It's a part of growing up right? Such is life.

Work is also interfering with me playing the part of a 24 year old.I feel like a real adult fucking around with this job. i'm working almost 12 hours a day 5 days a week. Yea guys, i'm gonna be tired. Sorry I cant hang like u do all the time. Sorry that i need sleep to get up @ 2 in the am. Adding on my brand new internship (i'm trying to finish off this other degree now, i've found my muse), time is short. For now. As i've said before on twitter, I'm gonna be stockpiling my $ now. I see trouble on the horizon at work, and I want myself safe-guarded just in case. I dont need anything going awry on MY end.

I think i'd like to go back and get my palm read. Maybe this weekend again, or one day next week. I'd like an update on my future, to see if anything changed.

12.21.12

New Full Trailer. did u seee what happened to D.C.???

The Man

The first promo poster for Dexter's next season. Remember last season his chica was preggers? Looks like the baby's here. And he already knows....

Dexter Season 4 premieres Sunday, September 28.... Showtime bitches

Its the real Drizzy

....back when he was just Aubrey "Jimmy" Graham :0)

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The Final Destination - Trailer

they actually did find new ways. i'm impressed. it should be good for a couple of jumps in 3D.


...nothing like "Drag me to hell" though. fear the gypsies bitch

Overtime

as my job steals the time i have to spend with these two little buggers. My Clay and my Roc-E.


He turned four yesterday :0) My <333333

I wouldnt call it an even trade because A) i'm basically giving up the one day a week I have to spend with them. Very unsettling. and B) i basically have to work 6 days. until they find a replacement. or until July gets here. Whichever comes first. I hope they find a replacement sooner cuz um...6 days will wear on me fast. i dont care how much "OT" it is.


As soooon as i dont need this job anymore/have enough $ saved up/get scooped up by sum handsome fella, i'm going right back to what I know and love. and thats those buggers. Watch me!