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Purple Shirts

The Sequel....


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...beware purple shirts bitches



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May Day!

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

My brother was born on Cinco de Mayo. We're not mexican, but for his birthday we will be! I love the month of May. It leads into the best month ever - JUNE.

Cyanide & Happiness

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Dance Flick

the star is definitely a wayans....wouldnt hav thought he was Damon Jr though.

Thomas - there aint no I in team.
A-Con - there aint? what about group?
Thomas - not in group either.
A-Con - crew?
Thomas - uh-uh.
A-Con - gang?
Thomas - no.
A-Con - I-nsemble?
Thomas - you just mispronounced that word to make it sound like it had an I in it.

Explosm

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Video Game Remix - VDay Edition

Halo Amore

Rally your troops, create a battle plan and march them straight into her home base.(see the pun? see it? haha)

Actual Game Name: Halo Wars

Rejected V-Day Name: Halo Nurse!

- Libe Goad

Morals

Tonight, I found out the most amusing thing. The guy that I was with for a year and a half tried to keep a big interesting secret from me. Four months before we split he cheated and got another girl pregnant. He now has a 3 1/2 month old (beautiful) baby girl. Looking back, I dont quite understand why he would pitch such a huge fit at me when I called to break it off. After the huge attempt to make me feel bad for saying 'yea, i dont think we're going anywhere', he went and did that. Even said that he's not marrying the mom. Why? 'Not his type, he doesnt like her like that.' I should be upset right? Any jilted girlfriend would. Especially given we spoke during the relationship about how this exact situation, would be the absolute worst possible way he could fuck it up with me.

But. I moreso find it funny. Damn near hilarious. When I first found out, I couldnt stop cracking up. Is that normal? Some of my friends are actually more animately upset. To the point that they wanna get big brother 'he did that to you?' aggressive. But. I'm not. I'm nowhere near upset. Thats his little red wagon. I look at it as a bullet dodged. I didnt even make him feel guilty about it. I am a little concerned for the little one though...


...what does that say about where my head was at during the relationship? Or at least towards the end? I wonder.