Channeling

On the way to pick up my father this afternoon, my mother tried to kill me. Doing her hard-stop driving, she managed to wrench a full water bottle from the cup holder, and have it fly under her feet. She's driving. Of course, the first thing i think of is imminent death. Now for those non-horror movie buffs, there was a scene sum years ago in final destination 2 where just such a thing happened...and when the mom needed 2 hit the breaks, there was a water bottle...inhibiting the action. I immediately started channeling the friggin movie, spazzing in the passenger seat as she gunned it down the highway. After a few miles, she realized i was FAR from kidding, & pulled over 2 remove the bottle.

....I will be forcing her to watch the movie tonight.